Can You Buy Style? (Basically: no)

I visit three professionals selling it. Selling STYLE get your mind out the gutter

"Our roving reporter Kate Sekules dipped into the heady world of image consultants and personal shoppers in search of a little sartorial guidance."

This page is about the hilarious Color Me Beautiful which --oh my God I just looked it up and it still exists! I am a Cool Spring. Then I went to a Personal Shopper and an Image Consultant. It didn't work. I dressed the same. Also the lipstick looked vile and I haven't worn any since. 

You don't need me to tell you how this world of Style Professionals has immeasurably metastasized. It still doesn't work--unless they reach beneath the clothes. So to speak. It is all about confidence.