Jean Paul Gaultier Drape Pant

FROM CANDY DARLING'S CLOSET

A wide leg pull on slouchy bright pillarbox red pant in that very stretchy swimsuity nylon knit Gaultier does for the Soleil line (NOT the see-through net of those long-sleeve printed tees). These have a built in wide sash tie for the waist. So very comfortable. They're a size L but could be fine on smaller if you work that sash: probably should avoid if you're less than a 6. They're pretty long, as you see. Really useful! Made in Italy. Never worn! Tags on.

STORY I pictured myself WAFTing--because these are wafting trousers--around various pools in St Trop and yachts in Positano. Somehow have not yet achieved this, and now feel sorry for the pant. Please rescue.